Dunkirk - WWII is kind of a kill trigger for me anymore. If your book or movie is set in WWII, it better have something real special to recommend it. And if it’s another “hopeless war epic” it’s a hard pass for me. WWII has been so romanticised, so shoved down our throats… and yet, we’ve forgotten the things we should have learned from it. Don’t even get me started on the romanticisation of the Nazis. I don’t have time to go there.
I have no patience for it anymore.
War for the Planet of the Apes - I live in the real world. I don’t need another reminder that humans are shit.
The reasons I didn’t watch the movies preceding this one lie in my dislike of CGI-d anthropomorphized animal characters--which probably doesn’t make much sense, since I love me some aliens--and my severe dislike of James Franco. And there’s the added bonus of the fact I didn’t like the originals, or the 2001 Wahlberg reboot.
The Emoji Movie (Seriously?) - I don’t even have to see what the plot for this one is to be against it. I don’t know who greenlit this, or what the hell the state of cinema is coming to, but if this is the best someone had to offer….
Any more of this nonsense and we might want to raze hollywood to the ground.
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