Showing posts with label Fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantasy. Show all posts

Monday, January 6, 2014

On Hobbits(es) & Dragons

It’s kind of old news, but we went and saw The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (which I will always pronounce as “smog” because the a-u vowels they use drive me to distraction) the week after it came out.

The thing I find most interesting about watching the movies is discussing it with Earl when we get out. We have two very different knowledge bases when it comes to the movies. I’ve read the book… and spend a lot of time on tumblr, so I know a lot more walking into the theater. I am not, however, one of the many people out there who thing the additions to the story line are a bad thing. (Are they perfect, no, but what is?) Earl hasn’t read the book, he doesn’t go looking for things about the movie before he sees it. He just goes and watches it. As far as I know, he’s never seen the animated version that I’ve watched – probably more than 10 times – whenever my elementary school had to find something to do for “rewards.”

On the upside, we both liked the movie.
I am a sucker for a grand epic, and so Peter Jackson’s films are kind of like my own personal brand of crack – thankfully it’s legal, accessible, and isn’t going to cause me to have fun health problems down the road.
Earl is probably almost as much of a geek as I am… he’s just better at hiding it. Oh, but I should have known he’d love this movie more than the first, since he’s loved dragons since he was a little kid… and well… Smaug.

(The rest of this is my opinion…. because Earl’s not here for me to prod into answering inane questions.)

Lee Pace as Thranduil… I have never before seen a more perfect casting. Not for Thranduil – I’m sure I would have been just as happy with several other people. For Legolas’ dad. Oh my gosh. Put those brunette boys in blond wigs and suddenly they are family.

Murkwood was lovely. I’m a forest girl at heart, so the tangled woods were gorgeous to me (even if they had a sickness).

Stephen Fry! Apparently I wasn’t paying attention and missed that he was the Master of Laketown. I only hope we get to see more of him in the final film.

I was expecting an abrupt ending. Truly I was, and so I kept looking for it, once Smaug actually showed up. So when it came, I was not surprised – though several people in the theater did mutter some annoyance. That didn’t bother me.

While I liked the movie on the whole, there were a few things that did bother me.

One of those was the fact the spiders didn’t sing. I was really hoping that was going to be something we’d get to see. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that will show up in the crazy extended version….

The Dwarf/Elf star-crossed thing was a little odd in this movie, but I’ll leave off full judgement of it until I see how it turns out.

The Sauron plot line is still a little sticky for me. I realize that a lot of people say that it was Tolkien’s intent to go back and flesh out the Hobbit and make it an adult novel and that this might very well be part of that…. but so far… it doesn’t feel like it’s necessary other than to tie these moves to the LoTR trilogy.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Mirror, Mirror


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 Why I saw it: Okay, so, I don’t like Julia Roberts, she bugs me and the second I saw that Nathan Lane was in the cast, I knew what sort of a movie it was going to be… but I still went and saw it because I love Tarsem. I knew my eyes would be in for a visual candy fest.
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What I thought: While it was not the best adaptation of the story I’ve seen, I found it enjoyable enough… and the random bollywood number during the credits is just wacky to bump the movie up a little. There are a few moments of comedic gold, but other than that, I found the story straightforward. I don’t know if it’s this could be considered the worst take on Snow White I’ve seen… and as there are two more coming out shortly (One I’m wary of and one I’m actually kind of excited about) I think I’m going to save my judgment on this front. It followed the base guidelines of the story well enough and while I was not a fan of Army Hammer’s performance, Lilly Collins was decent enough. And I loved the Dwarves… but then, I always love the Dwarves. (I think it’s worth seeing if you like fairy tale adaptations – if you’re looking for something more a mix of this and the next item on the list consider Snow White: A Tale of Terror with Sam Neil and Sigourney Weaver.

Run Time: 106 minutes

Friday, August 19, 2011

Conan the Barbarian




Overall:  

You couldn’t really go downhill from the Arnold version, and this one didn’t it’s decently done for a story where the initial source material had as much intelligible dialog as a conversation between infants.

What I liked:
The matte paintings of the cities were pretty freaking gorgeous. I’m a sucker for beautifully done cityscapes, I won’t lie. These places are rough and tumble and I’d likely end up someone’s slave in a little over three minutes, but I still want to go there because they are gorgeous (granted, I’m sure they smell awful).

The sand men were a pretty cool take on a concept that could have come across as tired and worn. They were just unique enough to keep me from being bored with them. I think I would have liked for them to be a bit bigger of a plot device though, not just that one scene.

Rose McGowan’s character was a perfect mix of “I want to please daddy” and creep factor. I’m not sure why, but I have a feeling that might be all she’s going to be good at anymore. It worked for her in this film, and I think it would serve her well to seek out more of this type of roll.

The Problems:

Some of the dialog came across SUUUUUUUUUUUUPER stilted. I realize that they didn’t have contractions back in the day that this sort of thing is set in, and part of it was delivery on the actor’s parts. But it wasn’t awful, just caught me up occasionally.

I felt like it needed more time to tell the story in, as it was it felt rushed for as grand a tale as it is. I think that, had they had a little more time, this movie could have been immensely better.

Other, random thoughts:
Am I the only one who noticed an odd number of Game of Thrones parallels? Conan is Drogo, Artus is Xaro Xhoan Daxos, and Someone dies with molten metal poured over their head… and there are other things that I’m forgetting as I write this… I’ll come back and update once I remember them.

Runtime: 113 minutes