Please remember a few things the next time this happens:
1. Wash your face. I know you’re sick, you’re not going to get out of your PJs or brush your hair, but before you crawl from the bed to the couch, wash your face. It makes everything a little better.
2. Just do the GD dishes. You’re going to fret over it for about an hour, and end up doing them anyway. Know yourself. Clean and just get it out of the way.
3. Don’t beat yourself up over the fact that you can’t read when you’re sick. Katie can’t knit. You can’t read. Everyone has their quirks.
4. Don’t be too proud to medicate. Sudafed and Mucinex are your friends (though not at the same time) and always remember you need a full 12 hours before you’re going to be even remotely human after you’ve taken Nyquil – 13 if it’s Green Death flavor.
5. Remember: You actually like the Green Death flavor Nyquil. So all your grimacing will be for naught – it’s obviously the sickness that makes you somehow enjoy the flavor of black licorice. (If you read this in good health, you may choose not to believe that disgusting fact.)
- Yourself
You suffer from a diabolical ailment indeed, if it makes you like the flavor of black licorice. *shudders*
ReplyDeleteBlack licorice is delicious! It's okay, black licorice. At least I like you.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're getting better!