Lemme give you the dish on a dino-aquaintence of mine who’s horrible at a dinner party. This pipsqueak of a theropod has no manners what so ever. Gasosaurus, or gassy as we like to call him, is just as potent as his name might suggest and believe you me, he has no qualms about letting one rip right at the dinner table. Imagine it. Trying to enjoy a nice meal and suddenly the table cloth billows up and you quickly lose your appetite.
I’d love to say that gassy means well, but frankly, I think we can all tell he’s doing it on purpose half the time, I mean really. Is it so hard to excuse yourself from the table and take care of that in the bathroom. It would only be polite. Unfortunately, most of my dino-friends are still stuck in a bit of an archaic rut.
I love the correlation made to dinosaurs, that made me chuckle. That being said I'm one who would be disgusted by the gas at the table. Like you, I wonder what is so hard about leaving the table for a moment.
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I think Jesse might be related to Gasosaurus.
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