A Week of Lucy: An Introduction To The Shortage of Snacks and Bellyrubs.

Fur-st of all let me welcome you to Muttday. The best day of the week in my furry little opinion. Because the roommates finally leave me to nap all day.

Perhaps I should start by introducing myself. My name is Lucy. It’s ever so nice to meet you.

As I'm sure you've noticed, that is a Korean Flag around my neck.
No, I'm not a defector! That's just where I was born, silly.

First order of the day: Do you have a dog for a roommate?

If not, why not? Hmmm?

We’re wonderful roommates and frankly, we are too stinkin’ cute for our own good! Go get a doggy roommate now!

If you already have a doggy roommate, let us discuss the shortage of both snacks and bellyrubs:

1. Snacks. We poor pooches do not have opposable thumbs, we cannot open the jars or other containers you hide away our biscuits in. Please rectify this problem by keeping them in a bowl on the floor near our food dish. It will be most appreciated. Also, feed us more hoomin food! Dry kibble is not our favorite, we'll give you all the lovin's in the world if you'll "accidentally" drop that castoff portion of chicken fat...

2. Bellyrubs. This point is in direct correlation with point one. If we do not have more snacks, how can we have full little bellies for you to rub. Also, you should rub always. We don’t like when we have to pat you to make you continue. It’s only a common courtesy.

More doggy knowledge tomorrow!