I’m the kind of person who:
Puts bread in the toaster and forgets to push the leaver down
Checks the stove incessantly to make sure that I’ve turned off all the burners & broiler
Buys all of her household cleaning products in bulk and refills smaller bottles with them
Will drink a good cup of tea no matter how hot it is outside
Would love to have seasonal linens, but doesn’t have the money to burn
Prefers her mashed potatoes to have peas in them
Wonders if sometimes my dog really does understand me – even though I don’t speak Korean
Cannot stand the consistency of tomatoes in any form other than ketchup and even then I prefer HP sauce
Won’t buy new Chap Stick because she has a half full tube in her purse, but that tube gives her mouth a metallic taste, so she won’t use it
Enjoys toast plain or with strawberry jam, but nothing else
Can, and will, make an excel spreadsheet for anything
Feels a bit “better than you” when your dog is barking like a lunatic and mine ignores it.
Has a “thing” for old cars – how do you think this thing with Earl started?
Likes the idea of the Library, but can’t stand the idea of giving a book back – it’s why I don’t borrow books from friends either
Reads Wikipedia articles for fun
Hates grocery shopping, but loves Fresh & Easy
Writes compulsively - It’s not something I can stop
Likes lists… could you tell?
Will sing along with just about anything
Feel free to add to this if you like.
Does that shirt say "shirt"?
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