Thursday, August 12, 2010

But Mommy! I want a Wampa! (A List)

Let’s take a journey into a fantasy land…. One where I tell you the random things that I want and will (probably) never get to have.




A self-cleaning house – I mean, really… why do things insist on never staying clean?

More Coupling – This is one tv series that I will never understand the removal of… it was perfect! And it only lasted four short seasons.



No more zits – Can I just say that post puberty acne is a cruel, cruel cosmic joke.

A 1937 Talbot Lago T150-C-SS – this car… the car of my dreams has an average auction value of $4 million, but even if I could front the cash for it… There were less than 14 mad, so they don’t come up for auction often.



Endless days of reading – wouldn’t it be awesome if you were paid to read anything you wanted and you could read all day every day…

Chocolate to be slimming – Wouldn’t it be great if Chocolate was like celery? You know, reverse calories, not disgusting and stringy (obviously) It would be marvelous if you could get skinny by eating bag upon bag of chocolate chips…

A bakery – I have the ability, just not the time or resources.

A Wampa – Lucas’s Beast from Empire Strikes back, with his snow white yeti hair, horns and bloody face has wormed his way into my heart and he’s there to stay. Some girls want a pony… I want a wampa.

1 comment:

  1. Can we go in on the self cleaning house together? Perhaps I'll live in the guest house?

    Oh, wait..I already have one! JESSE! Bah! Not really, he won't clean the litter box.

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